Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
That whole planting the american flag on the moon thing really backfired on us because the sun’s radiation bleached the flag entirely white and now it’s just the french flag planted in the moon which makes no sense
Well, as I always say, VIVE LA REVOLUTION!
Vive la what, I just called the white flag of surrender the French flag, sit down
I feel it’s a little more italian
I Have No Plot But I Know Which Groceries These Characters Would Buy: A Tale of Misplaced Priorities
DO YOU EVER GET STRESSED OUT BECAUSE THERE’S SO MUCH MUSIC TO LISTEN TO
AND SO MANY SERIES TO FOLLOW
AND SO MANY BOOKS AND FANFIC TO READ
AND SO MANY SEASONS TO WATCH
unless you watch Sherlock
when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life
Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams.
My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.
you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing
Find out which of these #BadHogwartsClasses won the House Cup on tonight’s new @midnight.
when u forget ur on post limit and u try to reblog something
how I wear art is none of your business
"The difference between people with tattoos and people without tattoos is that people with tattoos don’t give a shit if you don’t have any."