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Malicious mischief


actionables:

romance is alive

lucifeur:

upabovetheclouds:

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago




Me trying to get my friend to hang out when he has homework

lycoteuthis:

learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing

like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”




rickyhitler:

All hail the brick-phone

oknope:

can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?



birdghost:

current emotion: lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight

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dajo42:

dajo42:

"i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me"

well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you

an interesting amount of people condone setting angry bees and birds on fake nice guys



221stepstobakerstreet:

unimportant fanfic written for own amusement:

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important essay due tomorrow:

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euo:

I pretty much have no motivation and I want to die